December 20, 2011, 6:38 PM |
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I’m behind the proverbial eight this week. If you haven’t guessed, I write the show as well as host it, and right now I’m nipples-deep in the final two destinations of the season, Seattle and Anchorage. Both are shaping up to be pretty fantastic episodes.
But here are some brief thoughts on the Los Angeles episode and LA in general.
• The most difficult part of interviewing a porn star is deciding what you’re going to wear. Go ahead, try it. After that, if you’re interviewing someone as articulate and thoughtful as Kayden Kross, the rest is easy.
• Los Angeles is unfairly gifted with beauty. I’m a Midwestern boy, and proud of it, but there’s no denying how gorgeous the place can be.
• Especially Malibu.
• My favorite Thai restaurant in America is Jitlada, on Sunset west of Normandie. The food is stunning, inventive, and nuclear spicy.
• It’s amazing to sit down with a man who honestly believes—and makes a good case for—the idea that his father was a serial killer. It changes something in a man’s eyes to know that about your father.
• Soot Bull Jeep. Korean BBQ. Go there. Trust me.
• If I spent all my waking hours for the next twenty years studying dance and gymnastics, I wouldn’t be able to pull off the moves the kids in tonight’s episode make look easy.
• Watching the sun set over the basin from the Griffith Park Observatory is absolutely cliché. It’s also absolutely worth doing.
I’ll be live-tweeting tonight’s episode, by the way. Got any questions? Thoughts? Insults? Fire away: @MarcusSakey, or tag #HiddenCity.
- Marcus
Posted By: Stephanie Cohen
December 12, 2011, 7:22 PM |
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I’m being turned into an old man. The woman is a pro—under her touch my hair falls out and fades to gray, my skin wrinkles and pits, the lines around my eyes and mouth deepen. The process takes an hour and ages me thirty years.
When it’s done, I look like this.

Apart from the fact that I look awesome—go ahead, admit it, that shit’s hot—the reason I’m doing this is to understand what it feels like to hide in plain sight. The gig is that I’ll now go wander around while three people search for me. They’ll have photos of my pre-transformation self, and they’re betting they can catch me within fifteen minutes.
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December 1, 2011, 5:27 PM |
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I’m stalling.
There’s no other word for it. I’d like to say that I’m asking for critical details, that I’m trying to paint a complete picture, that I’m hoping to dig into the man’s soul to understand his motivations. But really, I’m just stalling.
In my defense, the reason I’m stalling is that the man is a security consultant who, in about ten seconds, is going to hit me square in the eyes with tactical-strength pepper spray. I’ve asked him to do this, which does not say impressive things about my intelligence. But I want to know what it’s like.
Why, you ask? Can’t we all just presume that it sucks? That it hurts, a lot? That taking two million Scoville units in the retinas—two hundred times hotter than a jalapeno—is not the way sane people choose to spend a Thursday afternoon?
Well…yes. But also no.
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